A QUOTE

PHP stops halfway through reading a script, looks up at the server, and says “Sorry, I forgot my lines”

A CHAT

How many PHP programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

  • We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it. We're going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?
A CHAT

How many PHP programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

  • Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.