A QUOTE

To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion.

A QUOTE

[“hip”,”hip”]

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If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.

The rest of them will write Perl programs.

A TEXT POST

A Computer science student gets a new bike

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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If you’re happy and you know it Syntax Error…

A PHOTO

It’s not a bug…

A CHAT
  • “Knock, knock.”
  • “Who’s there?”
  • very long pause….
  • “Java.”
  • : -o
A TEXT POST

More geek jokes than I can shake a stick at

It seems there’s a big old post on Stack Overflow full of geek jokes. Some of them I have posted on here, many are new. I’ll post the highlights but for those interested you can check out the full post here:

What is your best programmer joke?

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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.

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A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.