[“hip”,”hip”]
If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program.
The rest of them will write Perl programs.
A Computer science student gets a new bike
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”
- “Knock, knock.”
- “Who’s there?”
- very long pause….
- “Java.”
- : -o
More geek jokes than I can shake a stick at
It seems there’s a big old post on Stack Overflow full of geek jokes. Some of them I have posted on here, many are new. I’ll post the highlights but for those interested you can check out the full post here:
