A QUOTE

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

A CHAT

A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest...

  • A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
  • “Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
  • The civil engineer breaks in: “But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
  • The programmer thinks a bit and then says: “And who do you think created chaos?”
A QUOTE

A void is slightly different to a vacuum. But there’s probably not much in it.

A QUOTE

Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.

A CHAT

Which programming language should I learn first?

  • To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
  • To get a website up quickly: PHP
  • To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
  • To really learn to program: C.
  • To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
  • To feel depressed: SQL
  • To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
  • To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
  • To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
  • To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C
A CHAT
  • -bash-3.2$ man woman
  • No manual entry for woman
A PHOTO

Geeks Rule!

A PHOTO

Our children will never know the link between the two

A QUOTE

An object walks into a club, but is refused entry because it’s members only

A QUOTE

A class walks into a hardware store and asks the assistant to pointer him in the direction of a file