A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest...
- A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest.
- “Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…”
- The civil engineer breaks in: “But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.”
- The programmer thinks a bit and then says: “And who do you think created chaos?”
A void is slightly different to a vacuum. But there’s probably not much in it.
Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office - I will track you down. You have my Word.
Which programming language should I learn first?
- To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python
- To get a website up quickly: PHP
- To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.
- To really learn to program: C.
- To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.
- To feel depressed: SQL
- To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic
- To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.
- To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#
- To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C
- -bash-3.2$ man woman
- No manual entry for woman
